Friday is always a personal clusterfuck between the dirty clothes im wearing to work, the coffee I am spilling on my keyboard and the purple eyeballs I am trying to hide from my boss. It is bad enough that I sit right in front of the television and I have people complaining about the picturebeing blurred because of the vapors blasting off my head…the room has no ventilation and the rest of the guys I work with are fart machines. Anyone walking in to our office on a friday is met with one person that looks like a zombie and three others sitting in clouds of green smoke.
Naturally it takes all I have as a man to make it through a friday with my job in tact…so in order not to give you something that is less than what you deserve…I am going to do what any good manager does when he doesnt feel like doing shit….delegating. Mind crippled by vodka leftovers, retain only the ability to surf the internet with the intense looks that mimic actual business based issues with my computer. After scouring the internet for 4 hours this morning, I give you this gem. Take a minute to really read as many of the comments as you can…they only get better and better as they pile on. This chick is your typical slam pig, horrible friend to have of any girl you are trying to lay the mack down on… and outright pathetic in general. About as welcome as a bowling ball covered in razor blades dropped from the sky in to a life raft, this bitch needs to realize she sucks and kick rocks. Enjoy your weekends.
