The young corporate male is a Batman of sorts, always holstering a different array of modern gadgets to thwart any disadvantageous situation that may arise. Some men need to read email every waking hour of the day…while other feel compelled to equip themselves with 5 years worth a music at any given moment Whether the foe we face be productivity or just mind numbing boredom…we have the tools to engage our enemy and prevail victoriously. Just like the gun that was invented to protect the borders and kill dinner…the weapons we use to defend can also be used for sports….and most enjoyably for excess driven entertainment. In the spirit of this drive to innovate the tools we have grown to adapt in to our lives comes a daily use for BlackBerry messanger we as individuals may have yet to explore to it’s full capacity.
Blackberry Messenger enables you the ability to change your display name and speak as any number of individuals on the face of the earth..living or dead. Naturally, in the hands of the right hung and handsome bad boys…the conversations that can be produced can entertain for hours.
VAL KILMER : Jesus 1980′s…I miss you
DOLPH LUNGRED : Tell me about it bro
BURT REYNOLDS : You guys here for the mustache party?
TOM SELLECK : Ya, who do I pay for a cup
EMILIO ESTEVEZ : You guys see Val and Dolph around? We are next up on rockband
DON JOHNSON : E, Lets do this
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NAME OF FRIENDS EX GIRLFRIEND : Can I pay for that with the number of dicks that I’ve sucked?
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NAME OF FRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND: Listen, I just can’t do this anymore. Please don’t call or write, i’m deleting you from my phonebook. I would have called…but you are just such a whiny bitch. Goodbye.
Easily seen…this can provide hours and hours of entertainment. Feel free to sabotage friends relationships, make someone think they are having a secret flirty dialogue with a friend they secretly obsessed about…or just recreate a conversation between any number of people you know. Enjoy!
