Mission statement of this blog.
1. Find a universal cure for hangovers.
2. Share experiences encountered in researching the above.
3. Avoid contracting Herpes before marriage.
Two out of three will be a hell of an accomplishment.
Direct all inquiry, contributions, hate mail and nude female photography to DrHangover@Gmail
The “I wish I had a delorean and some weapons grade plutonium” resolutions.
Match the resolution with the person.
1987 – “Have more unprotected gay sex, whats the worst that could happen?”
1994 – “Do good deeds like returning items that people leave at my restaurant”
2002 – “Fuck with Jack Bauer”
2004 – “Dream vacation to Thailand”
2005 – “One more year of not learning to swim”
2006 – “Impress chicks with trampoline skills”
2007 – “Improve breeding methods with use of rape stand”
2008 – “Marry Scarlett Johansson” Hint: (http://www.ourbookofscrap.com/2007/08/derek-jeter-herpes-tree.html)
Choices:
Every fat person waiting for rescue on the roof of their New Orleans home
Ryan Reynolds
Andrew Beckett
Petra Nemcova
Mike Vick
This Guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9qmZuiOT2o
Nina Myers
Ron Goldman
You don’t know me, but I know you very well. I think this information will interest you greatly.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,269455,00.html
I’ve just let a carton of these spiders loose in a [super] gay Los Angeles bath house.